You know the drill- if you can use them, use them. If you would like a .pdf of any of these- send me an email.
So we all know that Apple did not unveil the iPhone 5. Just the iPhone 4s. A phone looking relatively the same, but twice as fast so it could accomodate Siri, a 'personal voice activated assistant.'
And we were all shocked.
But- turns out a voice activated personal assistant like that isn't new to Apple. This video is from Apple's "Futureshock"Knowledge Navigator concept device from 1987! Who know how well it worked. Since they are just now dusting it off- I'll say it tanked.
But still- 1987 had some pretty cool technology!
My favorite line? "On the school bus, e'r-body happy/ Paper airplane- someone threw one at me"
You just can't find lyrical poetry like that anywhere these days. People try to hide behind metaphors and rhythm- lame! Haha.
And the rap the older Kansas Boy spits at 1:51 is amazing. Don't worry if you don't see the awesomeness in it, it has to grow on you. Like
Just kidding. Not sure which one I like better- this or "Friday" by The Rebecca Blackz.
And may I add- what is up with these kids and their obsession with putting cereal in their songs??? Cereal has made double the appearances in songs... well ever. I don't believe "cereal" has been said in a song ever before these two. And "bowl" really lucked out in the fact that there are no words that rhyme with cereal that sound appealing. See for yourself:
Collide Magazine posts their "videos of the week" and here are my two favorites from this week. Enjoy- they are pretty awesome!
If you are a Christian in between the ages 18-50 who enjoys reading and has access to news, you have probably heard about the whole Rob Bell situation. Basically- there has been a lot of hub-bub about his new book, Love Wins. Mainly on the subject of Hell. In Bell's promo video, it seems that Bell is proposing the idea that no one will be in Hell, that a loving God would not send someone to Hell simply for not believing in him.
I have my personal opinions, and I will let you have yours. I have believed Rob Bell has had beliefs that go against scripture for quite awhile and he hides it behind clever videos and sayings- but I'm not going into that here. I believe Universalism is wrong, and even more, I think it is dumb for Christian pastors to preach that, because if everyone goes to Heaven despite what they do, why would anyone come to church? But a blog is no place to post one's personal opinions. O wait.....
Love Wins was released today, and I believe this will be a day people remember for a while. Not necessarily because something extraordinary is going to happen, but because everyone has an opinion, and it is hard to have a "well, it doesn't really matter" type opinion when someone with alot of influence says that there might not be a Hell.
So today is officially Love Wins-day. I got you a card.
We've all seen them. The church's website that looks like it was designed by a 70 year old woman, or a 5 year old.
There's nothing worse than going online to check out a church and finding a horrible site featuring Papyrus font and some sort of stone pattern background. Well, maybe I exaggerate- but you know what I mean.
So churches, here is a list that tells you that you should change that website! (This is mainly for amusement, because I seriously doubt hope that no church that uses the internet as a social tool uses these things)
1) If you are using an angelfire or geocities website.
No explanation needed.
2) If your site features a custom cursor, like a dinosaur or target.
3) If your site features an animated .gif
If you don't know what an animated .gif is, or if you have forgotten what they are- here is one. I would rather see a 404 Error screen than an animated .gif.
4) If your site has a guestbook.
Seriously, who uses guestbooks anymore?
5) If there is a 'games' page.
Well, there's the list. Now I, and I suspect you if you are between the ages 21 and 40ish, have had a website featuring one (or in my case) all of these things. And then I was proud of it, but it was also 2002. Times have changed- lets show people that church's can be creative and embrace social media just like everyone else!
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The graph below pictures something beyond normal- as the website where I got this graph says, ‘for a growing portion of the world, if an event or thought or relationship isn't documented or shared somehow on Facebook, it's like it never happened at all.’ [CoDesign]
So- churches, businesses, artists- are you utilizing this tool properly? Maybe you have thought to yourself ‘I don’t want to buy an ad- no one clicks those!’
I call balderdash, my dear chap!
You refuse to put your advertisement in a singular location where the entire world can see, yet a magazine, newspaper, or telephone book ad doesn’t seem like a waste of money? Each of those things can only reach a certain number of people. Its localized.
Tonight, I got in over my head. Way over. I was working on updating a website, and was told I needed to install something. I didn’t know exactly what I was doing, but I thought to myself, ‘I’m tech-savy, I can handle this.’ Cut to an hour and a half later, and I have just gotten off the phone with technical support in India because I brought the server down.
I was in over my head. And I knew it 10 minutes in. I have been in a cold sweat for the past hour, all the while feeling so hot that I could burst into flames at any moment. I was uploading files via FTP (don’t ask me to explain it- I don’t know what it is- which should have been my first clue to get out!), and instead of making a back up, I simply copied. Not a good idea.
Does this kind of thing ever happen to you? Where you take one step into a land you have never been in before, and before you know it, you are a mile in, not even knowing the direction you came. I feel like this must be what Alice felt like in Wonderland. Terrified you have screwed everything up in one single moment.
It’s a horrible feeling, to say the least. I felt so helpless. There is a feeling specific to when you try something and you suck. I don’t mean the ‘at least you tried’ kind of trying something, but the ‘why would you think you could do this?’ I mean- people get degrees in the kind of stuff I was trying tonight. Well, failing at tonight. What made me think I could handle it?
Pride. Pride is a funny thing. It can fool you, it tells you that you can handle something, that you can not only hold on to the bucking bull for a few seconds, but that you can hang with the professionals. Of course, you would never say that out loud.
They say the internet can be a scary place. I might have seen the scariest of all tonight: directories.
Here is the video from Capstone's Dunk'd Winter 2011 video I edited. It was amazing to get to see 8 brothers and sisters in Christ go through the waters of baptism!
2011 Winter Dunk'd from Capstone on Vimeo.
I don't normally copy other people's posts- but this post really hit me. Donald Miller entitled his post 'A Creator Must Believe He Has the Authority to Create'. Here are the key points:
Recently, Church Marketing Sucks posted a blog entitled "Churches Aren't Paying Attention On Twitter." Collide Magazine's Scott McClellan then posted his thoughts on the subject at Collide's Blog.
Here is a brief recap:
Mickey Mellan sent replies on twitter to various church twitter accounts. Out of the 25 churches he contacted over twitter, only 3 bothered to reply. A chilling study.
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